You don't have to be friends with, know, or even like, Mark Zuckerberg to have a Facebook profile. You used to need a college email address to sign up, but now it appears the only requirements are a willingness to send creepy messages, poke, or share political opinions via status updates and comments.

    Republican National Convention Snow Day
    New Phone Makes Guy Feel Like Crack Dealer
    People think Dog is Dead Because it is "in Heaven"
    Drawing of Kanye Mistaken for Obama
    Kids Confused about Game Cartridge
    Girl Excited about Dicks Unlimited
    Watching the Olympics
    "Your" Not Better than Me Tattoo
    What You're Saying With Your Picture Face
    Girl Woefully Ignorant About European History
    Suggesting Masturbation to Fox and Friends
    Girl "Overdoses" on "Four Whole Marajuanas"

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