You don't have to be friends with, know, or even like, Mark Zuckerberg to have a Facebook profile. You used to need a college email address to sign up, but now it appears the only requirements are a willingness to send creepy messages, poke, or share political opinions via status updates and comments.

    Someone go cannibal and eat this girl
    They make sex sound perty.
    :-) That's braille, right?
    If pedobear had facebook.
    Smart. Until dad posts "WTF Gary" on his boss's wall.
    Someone help! She's trapped in the Facebook!
    The proof is in the posting
    When you don't respawn it's not a cheap move.
    When tagged photos go hilarious.

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