You don't have to be friends with, know, or even like, Mark Zuckerberg to have a Facebook profile. You used to need a college email address to sign up, but now it appears the only requirements are a willingness to send creepy messages, poke, or share political opinions via status updates and comments.

Facebook Poking: What's the Next Move?
Jeremy is SO IN right now.
Zoloft is a hell of a drug.
Well that took an incredible turn for the worse.
Top 10 Facebook Statuses That No One Gives A Shit About
The Internet can never be impressed enough
5 Leaked Photos of New Facebook Features
Oh, Internet. You'll fall for anything, won't you?
Kyle's J-O-B is spelled B-O-R-D-E-R-L-A-N-D-S.
I'm Not a Sex Offender, Grandma
Pretty sure that's a federal offense.
What Your Facebook Profile Picture Really Means

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