You don't have to be friends with, know, or even like, Mark Zuckerberg to have a Facebook profile. You used to need a college email address to sign up, but now it appears the only requirements are a willingness to send creepy messages, poke, or share political opinions via status updates and comments.

    This man must run for office immediately
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    How about none of these?
    Man, that's one terrible April Fool's joke
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    "Well, you got me there."
    I'm just glad I'm not a girl, seaweed is disgusting.
    I heard it's gotten a lot worse since the 9th Chapel
    Hate Weird Facebook Guys (Eminem Parody)

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