You don't have to be friends with, know, or even like, Mark Zuckerberg to have a Facebook profile. You used to need a college email address to sign up, but now it appears the only requirements are a willingness to send creepy messages, poke, or share political opinions via status updates and comments.

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    "Well, you got me there."
    I'm just glad I'm not a girl, seaweed is disgusting.
    I heard it's gotten a lot worse since the 9th Chapel
    Hate Weird Facebook Guys (Eminem Parody)
    He's saying what we're all saying.
    Tudors? Like that Showtime show?
    And in 'this is going to end badly' news...
    Man, must've been a terrible birthday for her

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