You don't have to be friends with, know, or even like, Mark Zuckerberg to have a Facebook profile. You used to need a college email address to sign up, but now it appears the only requirements are a willingness to send creepy messages, poke, or share political opinions via status updates and comments.

    Lord of the Rings Status Updates
    This FarmVille thing has gone too far
    Worst Grandson Ever.
    This woman is 45 and has two kids. Pretty pimp.
    5 Santa Claus Status Updates
    Facebook Poking: What's the Next Move?
    Jeremy is SO IN right now.
    Zoloft is a hell of a drug.
    Well that took an incredible turn for the worse.

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