You don't have to be friends with, know, or even like, Mark Zuckerberg to have a Facebook profile. You used to need a college email address to sign up, but now it appears the only requirements are a willingness to send creepy messages, poke, or share political opinions via status updates and comments.

    Trevor's right hand is a total slut
    Who needs a son when you've got 6 monkeys?!?
    One onion ring to rule them all
    Quick, Internet! Pay attention to her!
    Trust us, we tried to hit that.
    Caleb went on to "like" her status update.
    "Breast reduction is like punching God in the face."
    Couldn't be much worse than our current system.
    First person to get it wins a free iPad nano.
    That's Mom's solution to all life's problems.

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