You don't have to be friends with, know, or even like, Mark Zuckerberg to have a Facebook profile. You used to need a college email address to sign up, but now it appears the only requirements are a willingness to send creepy messages, poke, or share political opinions via status updates and comments.

    Mom likes to smoke in threes.
    The worst part is they're only 16.
    She bought it!
    5 Star Wars Status Updates
    Facebook rap battle. Over Hanson.
    "Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh too, but let's be serious for a second. Are these the suspects, kid? Did you actually see Nickelback leaving your dorm?"
    5 Famous Last Status Updates
    You're Friends With a Website
    He's making it hard to respect the name Alex.
    With a name like Phyllis how could she NOT be a Milf.

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