Business up top, party down south.
Here's your kryptonite, ladies.
As every Swanson knows, the root of a man's power lies in his mustache. But with all due respect, move aside, Mr. Swanson. For there are those whose power outflanks you.
With the Oscars coming up this Sunday, we decided it was time to dedicate a gallery to the real winner of this and _every_ year: *Daniel Day Lewis' hairy face*.
He doesn't trim IT. It trims HIM.
Hair is man's makeup.
You're not a man baby until you've got a beard. Check out these 10 bearded beauties that put your masculinity to shame. TO SHAME.
Who knew facial hear could be just so darn cute, huh?
"I do declare good sir, mmyess, that I will take my catnip in the foyer this evening."
This is Red Leader.
If you think that's funny, you should see his registration.
You heard the guy--now run away as fast as you can.
Unlike a good beard, stubble doesn't need to be cultivated. It's a natural side effect of laziness that every guy is forced to endure; and while most dudes assume they look good with a thin …
People already knew he was a bro from the goatee.
Ladies, have some class. His eyes are up there.
Ever since he blew a fuse he hasn't been the same.
To get that realistic flame look he should just light himself on fire.