Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A true Master of Disguise. Eat that Dana Carvey.
Never before have I been so proud to be an American
This is his mating call. It usually never works, but when it does, watch out!
Listen up guys. In fact, ladies you can get in on this too
I hope all of his dreams come true
Redundant. Like I could look at this and think about anything BUT sex?
The classic muStache.
Just put some gum in the other side and even it out.
Smokey Clause! On a more serious note, "This is what happens when smokes comes out of your tracheal ring."
"My chin was once raped by one of those troll dolls."
Thirty-three pencils - a new record!
That innocent smile can only mean one thing: He has no idea what's on his face.
Business on the right, party on the left.
Who needs pockets when you've got a beard? Heck, who needs pants? (he's holding sunglasses, glasses, a pen, a pencil, a screwdriver, keys, a comb, ipod headphones, tweezers, and nail clippers)
"In case you missed it... highlights from the German beard and mustache championship."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.