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via JashNetwork May 20, 2013
Trim those tufts.
From CH Staff on March 1, 2013
All beards go to heaven.
From CartoonHangover on April 19, 2012
Nine months later, baby Goatee was born.
February 28, 2012
Chin up, with your cock out.
From CH Staff on December 19, 2011
The beard makes the man.
September 19, 2011
"Excuse me sir, you appear to have something awesome on your lip."
From jwarner1 on September 12, 2011
He always gets this way when he hasn't had his aged whiskey and banjo music.
May 31, 2011
Or he might be a wizard, or a gnome, or a homeless man. It's hard to say for sure.
From Beardpick on April 1, 2011
Right after this, he said something about his work here being done and flew off into space.
March 15, 2011
It's like ZZ Top for guys with beards.
February 24, 2011
That was, without a doubt, the greatest year of that beard's life.
January 16, 2011
He tried to grow a goatee once, but all the other cats said he looked like a douche.
December 1, 2010
The most extreme part is that he's going against the grain.
November 12, 2010
"Tastes like chicken-flavored beard shampoo."
August 20, 2010
This one is for the haters.
November 17, 2009
This caption could never beat that title, so why try?
October 26, 2009
Bring your baseball gloves, kids. World champion anvil shooter Gay Wilkinson is going to show you how to turn your anvil into an air-vil.
June 9, 2010
Gentlemen, throw out your razors.
April 21, 2009
It took him 2 years and 5 thousand miles to decide he'd look better with a mustache.
February 9, 2009
Take that, guy who stuck 1,999 toothpicks in his beard.
January 23, 2009
Because the only thing sadder than having a poorly trimmed goatee, is having a goatee at all.
January 31, 2008
In retrospect, fire breathers shouldn't have made that ancient pact to all have long beards.
September 5, 2007
Have you ever shaved your beard into a mustache and then wondered if that was the right thing to do?
May 24, 2007
Predator versus F50 - Jermain Defoe