It takes one to know oen.
In today's news: oops, my b.
To be fair, ice is slippery.
Sometimes you have to read the fine print.
What a brasshole.
Beauty is in the Adobe of the beholder.
I'm thankful that my hand turkeys don't SUCK ASS!
Naughty, and not particularly nice.
In her defense, life is one player.
The customer's always right. Just not always in the eyes of the law.
If at first you don't succeed, just give up and go home.
Now you get to watch the rock shatter the car window guess that's why they call it car window pane.
Turkish Newscaster Caught Looking at Bikini Pics During Commercial Break Cannot Change Image on Time
News anchors control their own visuals? Bro this isn't the time nor place.
He needs a Hail Mary.
Nice styling, boss.
Surprise! Neither do you.
Yesterday: Harvard Students Prank Yale, Give Fake Tours
To be fair, she kinda is one.
Beauty is pain.
Get it together, Kanye.
My only regret is that I had but one detention to receive for my actions.
Q: What's behind door number 1? A: A concussion.