Q: What's behind door number 1? A: A concussion.
Stars: They're Just Like These People, Sorta.
He's ready to clean the dust out of your boxes.
The landing is definitely what cost him in the long run.
I do NOT want what you're selling.
Beauty is ugly.
Homie spilled the beans.
Gain confidence, fail a class.
Three strikes and you're out. That's how bowling works, right?
A true Meat Lover's Pizza.
Poop in advertising.
Make love, not whore.
Hey, you win some, you lose some... by a lot.
Sometimes, even crimminals need comic relief.
Libraries everywhere can finally sleep a little easier.
Lose your costume, not your dignity. Come on now.
The only thing scarier than these decorations are the masterminds behind them.