As will unassuming young family members.
Like hunting? He practically eats, drinks, breathes, and excretes it.
Note: Followers will not receive 72 virgins.
At least she'll have something to wipe the look of embarrassment off of her face.
What's even worse is his dad found that picture of him drinking a FourLoko.
Almost as depressing as the head-on collision this guy got into after taking the picture.
Life's tough, get a helicopter.
"Of course I know who Obama is. That's the Alaskan lady with the glasses, right?"
Now put out the flame, you're the fireman.