We're not saying you should stop singing if it's your passion, or whatever. We're just saying you should stop singing IN FRONT of people. Especially that cover song. Because it's b …
It's actually an old douchebag tradition to tear off the tuxedo sleeves, lets the guns breathe.
The Father, the Son and the Holy Boner
Happy 4th of July! Now go forth and celebrate your independence by setting fireworks off from most sensitive places of your body. This is what our forefathers fought for. THIS IS FREEDOM! 3. Sou …
Annnnd Nick Fury just deleted his Avenger membership.
It's like they tried to make World War Z a movie about zombies, or something.
If you thought this was bad, you should see these printers talk back to their moms!
If a coward __loses__ a fight against the helpless, does that make him a hero? Sadly, no.
He was given an honorable discharge.
Hey buddy, it looks like you've got some sort of smudge on your computer scree .ooooh. Oh, no. 1. Source: BuzzzFeed
*Burning down your house in the process may vary.
The man's crime? Wearing a f***ing bucket hat.
Somewhere, an actual attorney is killing an open mic.
It's not as easy as it looks.
It's time you recognized the recorder - yes, the recorder - as every bit legit as your revered "guitar," "violin," and "alto sax" (all the rage by the way). Think it peaked in the third grade? When it …
Do not make eye contact.
Annnd I wore my green shirt.