Do not make eye contact.
Annnd I wore my green shirt.
Unless you're in one of these pictures. Then MOST of these people are having a much worse day than you.
Sleek. Stylish. Thoroughly out of place.
Hey, I am POSITIVE you said your name was either "Nas" or "Mexico".
This guy had to make the ultimate choice: house or spiders? I think he chose right.
One kid's failure is another adult's treasure. Take a look at all these children who got themselves stuck in a claw machine, which is way worse than you being stuck in your mom's baseme …
Four legs. One rule of gravity. Zero possibilities.
1. This Sloth
Timing is everything.
Ugh, whatever, these signs are such jerks. I mean, they are just BLATANTLY judging you. God, I KNOW I need to lose weight but can you just be a little more sensitive?? Now excuse me, I have an entire …
You know it's bad when everyone nearby reflexively raises their arms.
Eh, close enough.
How often do you pay close attention to what is goin' inside that illuminated square box we all like to watch? Maybe you should OPEN YOUR EYES, man, and actually read some of the tings they're putting …
Always twerk in moderation.
If I didn't know any better, I'd say this guy likes weed...