"Fail" Video

This is probably more entertaining than whatever he was trying to do.

From 09panderson1

"Fall? No. That was a dance move I was trying out. Did you like it? I can teach you."

From Jackowetumblr

You know what they say, "If at first you don't succeed, dig yourself deeper and deeper into a hole until you can never come out."

To be fair, building a self wedgie machine is a fail in of itself.

From mrqball12345

And to think, 99% of voters voted against installing skier traps around the city.

From Mkvackay

"Every game is an opportunity to measure yourself against your own potential." -Bud Wilkinson.

This must've taken balls. And then destroyed them.

Maybe he was trying to demonstrate what hell would be like.

"Do you need me to spell it out for you?"

From itsamecf9303

I don't imagine any of his opponents will complain, so long as he keeps throwing it backwards.

Crossing the street can be dangerous -- especially if you have a negligent mother.

"Reporting used to be fun--thanks a lot."

They should've just drove it up. Would've been way easier.

If it makes you feel any better, no one on the team cares about you.

From megannnlew

Fun Fact: The average news anchor swallows eight spiders a year while they're sleeping.

In her follow-up video, she calls out the framed picture of herself for being a "punk-ass bitch."

Suck it, Sean Connery.

My cousin would've landed it. He's sponsored.

It would have been so much easier just to remain homeless.

Talk about a greenish/brown whine.