Picture Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight!
Picture He teaches Machiavellian Tactics 200, The Family Unit 200, and Running A Joke Into The Ground 150.
Video If you like the Family Guy and Eminem (I'm looking at you, 85% of college students) it's probably worth watching this clip.
Picture Me as Stewie Griffin for Halloween 04. Without the flash, you can't see my eyes! I even had Rupert with me!