"Family Portrait" Stuff

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picture It's not sad because he's lonely, it's sad because he cropped out his family.

picture Guess which one's the rebellious cousin who went to live with his uncle after his mom checked into rehab. Hint: It's one of the babies.

picture Calm down it's not as creepy as it looks. He's holding her head in place because the dad and sister chopped it off with a hatchet last night, so calm down.

Don't bully these kids at school.

picture Don't bully these kids at school.

The only thing this Bob builds are awkward photographs.

picture The only thing this Bob builds are awkward photographs.

Well this is going to be a normal child.

picture Well this is going to be a normal child.

Whoa that's weird. Those two dudes on the left are wearing the exact same shirt.

picture Whoa that's weird. Those two dudes on the left are wearing the exact same shirt.

His good noose was dirty.

picture His good noose was dirty.

Just let the 'do die!

picture Just let the 'do die!

"I should've divorced him when I had the chance," said his miserable wife through a forced smile.

picture "I should've divorced him when I had the chance," said his miserable wife through a forced smile.

At least they didn't go to Wal-Mart this year.

picture At least they didn't go to Wal-Mart this year.

On the count of 3, everyone look aimlessly away from the camera and say "Where am I?"

picture On the count of 3, everyone look aimlessly away from the camera and say "Where am I?"

"Where's Waldo, our zany cousin who's been staying with us this past summer? Oh right, suffering from heat exhaustion and severe dehydration."

picture "Where's Waldo, our zany cousin who's been staying with us this past summer? Oh right, suffering from heat exhaustion and severe dehydration."

When your baby hasn't yet learned to stand, the logical thing is to tape them upright. Obviously.

picture When your baby hasn't yet learned to stand, the logical thing is to tape them upright. Obviously.

When he turns 6 he'll have his celebratory three-way-match between a Jawa and an Ewok.

picture When he turns 6 he'll have his celebratory three-way-match between a Jawa and an Ewok.

Pashwani Family Holiday Card 2009: Still no children, but we did adopt another cat which brings the grand total up to 5! Yay.

picture Pashwani Family Holiday Card 2009: Still no children, but we did adopt another cat which brings the grand total up to 5! Yay.

This should be the cover of "How To Raise Serial Killers."

picture This should be the cover of "How To Raise Serial Killers."

I wish these were my parents, but I guess that'd make me the bird. Or the gun.

picture I wish these were my parents, but I guess that'd make me the bird. Or the gun.

The Situation's got a fever and the only prescription is MORE TURTLENECK.

picture The Situation's got a fever and the only prescription is MORE TURTLENECK.

Dog Ruins Family Picture

picture Dog Ruins Family Picture

"Bad dog! You were supposed to attack Grandma's new boyfriend."

Like you never duck out of work early to be with your family. Hypocrite.

picture Like you never duck out of work early to be with your family. Hypocrite.

A True Gentleman's Portraits

picture A True Gentleman's Portraits

He didn't make love to the camera, but it wishes he did.

He's holding her up so her massive clown feet don't topple her over.

picture He's holding her up so her massive clown feet don't topple her over.

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