Picture "I should've divorced him when I had the chance," said his miserable wife through a forced smile.
Picture Pashwani Family Holiday Card 2009: Still no children, but we did adopt another cat which brings the grand total up to 5! Yay.
Picture "Where's Waldo, our zany cousin who's been staying with us this past summer? Oh right, suffering from heat exhaustion and severe dehydration."
Picture Calm down it's not as creepy as it looks. He's holding her head in place because the dad and sister chopped it off with a hatchet last night, so calm down.
Picture Guess which one's the rebellious cousin who went to live with his uncle after his mom checked into rehab. Hint: It's one of the babies.