Tag: Family Portrait (Page 2)

We can only hope the next generation of "Core Fours" is as strong as the previous. Picture We can only hope the next generation of "Core Fours" is as strong as the previous.
His mother's only there for support (for his crippling scoliosis). Picture His mother's only there for support (for his crippling scoliosis).
That's right, I want the whole 300 square feet of the palm tree pattern, ma'am. Picture That's right, I want the whole 300 square feet of the palm tree pattern, ma'am.
"I should've divorced him when I had the chance," said his miserable wife through a forced smile. Picture "I should've divorced him when I had the chance," said his miserable wife through a forced smile.
This should be the cover of "How To Raise Serial Killers." Picture This should be the cover of "How To Raise Serial Killers."
Like you never duck out of work early to be with your family. Hypocrite. Picture Like you never duck out of work early to be with your family. Hypocrite.
I wish these were my parents, but I guess that'd make me the bird. Or the gun. Picture I wish these were my parents, but I guess that'd make me the bird. Or the gun.
Pashwani Family Holiday Card 2009: Still no children, but we did adopt another cat which brings the grand total up to 5! Yay. Picture Pashwani Family Holiday Card 2009: Still no children, but we did adopt another cat which brings the grand total up to 5! Yay.
"Where's Waldo, our zany cousin who's been staying with us this past summer? Oh right, suffering from heat exhaustion and severe dehydration." Picture "Where's Waldo, our zany cousin who's been staying with us this past summer? Oh right, suffering from heat exhaustion and severe dehydration."
Just let the 'do die! Picture Just let the 'do die!
The only thing this Bob builds are awkward photographs. Picture The only thing this Bob builds are awkward photographs.
Calm down it's not as creepy as it looks. He's holding her head in place because the dad and sister chopped it off with a hatchet last night, so calm down. Picture Calm down it's not as creepy as it looks. He's holding her head in place because the dad and sister chopped it off with a hatchet last night, so calm down.
Guess which one's the rebellious cousin who went to live with his uncle after his mom checked into rehab. Hint: It's one of the babies. Picture Guess which one's the rebellious cousin who went to live with his uncle after his mom checked into rehab. Hint: It's one of the babies.
Don't bully these kids at school. Picture Don't bully these kids at school.
Whoa that's weird. Those two dudes on the left are wearing the exact same shirt. Picture Whoa that's weird. Those two dudes on the left are wearing the exact same shirt.
Yeah, I understand how clown cars work. Picture Yeah, I understand how clown cars work.
You thought your family was embarrassing? Picture You thought your family was embarrassing?
Bet you guys have never seen this one before! Picture Bet you guys have never seen this one before!