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Now get ready for all of the other components of his pre-tournament meal to come out of the woodworks for their 15 minutes of fame.

Oscillate that.

And they said donating $100 billion to the Bureau of Monkey Scientists was a waste of money.

From ojdingo

Not to be confused with the one that keeps Knox City High School cool.

From divalover159

So embarrassing. If he was a real soccer fan he'd streak.

I only took Eyebrow for a couple of years in high school, but I think it roughly translates to "Hi, Mom. I'm pineapple on TV."

From Mikoyle

They were just trying to help. You should have seen the crap last game.

Thank you, screaming pre-teen girls! But our Justin Bieber is in another hotel!

"Please don't say 'Hi, mom.'" -his mom.

The Knicks were just happy to have someone for their fans to redirect their hatred toward for a little bit.

Bobby's mom brought the oranges. Timmy's mom brought the flares.

Take it easy, Cleveland, you still have Drew Carey. What do you mean you traded him to the Knicks?

They better hope this episode isn't called "The Gang Gets Season Tickets."

"Can you imagine if I forgot my base layer before I painted myself red and screamed for 3 hours, as I do every week? I'd look like an idiot!"

He'd do something about them, but those drunks are the top ranking government officials of his country.

He was REALLY chilly.