Recent "Farm" Stuff

Cock-a-doodle don't.

From JTechnologyMusic

Jesus loves me this I know because he works at that farm down the road and gives me free produce.

From PeeDeeFlo

This ain't your daddy's farming simulator. Or his daddy's. Or his daddy's, who originally purchased the farm when he emigrated here from Ireland in 1868.

The life of a farmer is the greatest adventure of all.

From Dorkly

You know he's only doing it so he can mount her.

It's less dangerous than a real tornado, only because there aren't any cows.

So intense, it makes 2 Fast 2 Furious look like 1 Fast 1 Furious.

From JonathanBruner182

He's two legs away from being a living hot dog.

He's gotta exercise if he wants to work off the calories from all those cans he eats.

Loser gets turned into a sweater.

"What a dumb ani--Hey, look at that dot!"

To be fair, they didn't have anything else to do.

Who say's farmers can't be extreme? I know it wasn't me. I've always talked about how extreme farmers are.

They used to blow up one bale for each year, but then he got too old and all the livestock starved.

Now try that with a trash compactor!

Sadly, the ball sprung a leak. Farmer Jones took it behind the barn and shot it later that day.

If you only drive your car on its wheels, you're wasting half your car.

Those dumb goats built a bridge for nothing, there isn't even a stream there.

You can't get hurt if you don't try.