Farty with a chance of farts.
It takes a special person to fart on live TV. They are heroes among us, with the courage to stand up and say, "I have gas, and it's okay!" So here are eleven of those incredible individuals doing …
Hm, the water fountain seems to be busted.
Eating these is just half the experience.
Silent but undeadly.
Not. A. Problem.
This country needs to take the farts more seriously.
It is your privilege and right as a U.S. citizen.
This wasn't part of the halftime show.
It makes even less sense if you actually hear it.
Your next fart could be silent, and deadlier than you ever imagined.