Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"4) Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but it smells like poop in here."
Okay, you guys, this joke has gone far enough! There were no aliens! They didn't give me an anal probe and they can't control my mind!
"Warning: If you pass out and you're a Colts fan, you'll be farted on."
SPOILER: He who denied it supplied it.
He's got drums, and ladies love a musician.
God bless us, each and every FART.
Oh it's okay, mine don't smell.
Stentorian means very loud or powerful in sound. Flatulence meats fart.
He looks so bored for someone with fire coming out of an orifice.
I know that reaction. Someone has farted.
Don't mind if I do.
There's a special place in hell, and in our hearts, for those who vandalize church signs.
This book stinks.
Sculpture is a visual fart.
You may ask "how do you know it's a picture of a girl farting?"
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.