The Rain Man Of Scramble With Friends video The Rain Man Of Scramble With Friends

He's a fantastic speller, but is also illiterate. Irony at its purest.

From thedotnetkid

| 3 comments | April 04, 2012
Alpine Coaster: No Brakes Run video Alpine Coaster: No Brakes Run

The best part about going down this way is you don't have to deal with all the majestic beauty of the mountain.

From davidjellis

| 5 comments | November 23, 2011
Super Fast Cake Bagger in Action video Super Fast Cake Bagger in Action

"Very impressive, but I ordered a box of donuts."

From asdjfh55

| 14 comments | October 22, 2011
World's Fastest Cigarette Roller video World's Fastest Cigarette Roller

He's also the World's Slowest Match Lighter, so it evens out.

| 14 comments | September 09, 2011
Wildfire Eats Meadow Fast video Wildfire Eats Meadow Fast

It spreads like...uh, well, wildfire, I suppose.

| 11 comments | September 08, 2011
GT vs F1 Racecar Speed Comparison video GT vs F1 Racecar Speed Comparison

They can go from zero to deadly car crash in three seconds flat.

From mclaren777

| 13 comments | August 31, 2011
Speed Cooking Show video Speed Cooking Show

The only thing you'll make faster is the decision that you're not enjoying the food.

From MoonTV

| 24 comments | August 26, 2011
First-Person Rally Car Driving video First-Person Rally Car Driving

I could do that, but much slower and with more screaming for my life.

| 24 comments | August 05, 2011
Fastest Shave Ever video Fastest Shave Ever

So fast his girlfriend didn't have a chance to even think about yelling at him.

From MrTimmy

| 20 comments | July 21, 2011
World Record Gun-Slinger is Real-Life Kenny Powers video World Record Gun-Slinger is Real-Life Kenny Powers

I'm not sure what's more dangerous, his guns or his attitude. Probably his guns.

| 28 comments | June 16, 2011
Passenger Can't Handle Test Drive video Passenger Can't Handle Test Drive

"You handled the turns OK, but I have to fail you because you threw up during parallel parking. Come back in a week."

From HENCEtheWEATHER

| 6 comments | June 10, 2011
How to Do Things, but Faster video How to Do Things, but Faster

The trick is to stop watching internet videos. Immediately after this one.

| 18 comments | June 02, 2011
Lightning Larry, the World's Fastest Turtle video Lightning Larry, the World's Fastest Turtle

He's as fast as he is a turtle. Very!

| 27 comments | May 25, 2011
Insane Jet Boat Run video Insane Jet Boat Run

Imagine if there were boats that could drive on land, and you could use them to get from place to place instead of walking. That'd be sweet.

| 9 comments | February 16, 2011
Really Fast Polish Rapper video Really Fast Polish Rapper

Whatever. I could rap that fast if I wasn't saying real words.

| 22 comments | February 10, 2011
Hyper Cat video Hyper Cat

He's like a cat, but faster.

| 30 comments | February 04, 2011
Other Pale Guy Raps Faster video Other Pale Guy Raps Faster

Whatever. I've seen paler.

| 65 comments | January 24, 2011
Subway Running video Subway Running

He must have gotten on the wrong train.

| 26 comments | January 19, 2011
World's Fastest Reading Of "Fox In Socks" video World's Fastest Reading Of "Fox In Socks"

Say that five times fast.

| 31 comments | January 14, 2011
Low-Flying Jet Buzzes Car video Low-Flying Jet Buzzes Car

Why is it called a parkway when you fly on it, and airspace when you park on it?

| 9 comments | November 24, 2010