fat

A little chubby or wildly obese, one thing is always true: fat is funny. Thanks for the laughs, fast food industry.

    Could you pass the ice cream?
    He looks like Martha Dumptruck.
    Diet birthday cake.
    "Eating 450 Krystal Boxes in 2.5 years! Construction based on the Washington Monument. When we rolled up to the Kyrstal store with it they treated us like celebrities. We are getting this picture posted in the store, we have a month worth of free food, as
    They stopped when we ran out of mud.
    You'll start to show around your second trimester.
    One half of the fat twins on mopeds.
    I hate Mondays!
    Like you're some prize.
    I'm With Classy --->
    "We start by taping the kid until he couldn't move (it took about four rolls). Then, we put him in the elevator where someone was waiting for him on the first floor. He was moved to the girl's dorm and left in their elevator with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign ta
    "My buddy Charlie decided to invite some fat girls back to our hotel room. As soon as they showed up one passed out on the floor between the wall and the bed and the other on the bed face down, ass in the air. They wouldn't wake up so we took one's dignit

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