Good thing he wore a tie, or he'd look pretty ridiculous right now.
Laugh now, but I'm up to six bags of flaming Cheetos a day.
He may throw twice as fast and make twice as much money, but at least--you know what, never mind, he still wins.
The new Jaws sequel looks weird.
Statue of Lipidy.
You can really tell a lot about someone's feeling from their body language.
That's a small price to pay to transform from an unhealthy person with low self-esteem to a healthy person with low self-esteem.
The student would've answered but he was busy eating a stapler.
"You can sit on the toilet Meg, but at least make a kissy face for us."
He shoots webs of cotton candy.
Next step: fixing her personality in Photoshop.
"You sure you're not hot out here?"
"Don't wake him up, he'll get less adorable." "But honey, he's dead." "I know."
"Guys, I think I need help."
If they're able to get off it, how are they ever going to stop eating?
Up next: Beached whale on Victoria Silvstedt photo shoot.
This one time, at fat camp...
Don't go too fast, your golden parachute will deploy.
What to do when your blow-up raft pops.
Someone's gotta anchor them to the ground.
And that's the reason why he doesn't get any dressing on his subway foot longs, folks.
Don't worry, she'll be making out with her Shake Weight soon enough.
The Meatloaf Baby's diaper covers a pig in a blanket.