Picture "Yeah, that's great Gunther. Just a little bit more to the right. One more BIG step okay big guy? Great."
Picture That's the only way he'll ever be between those legs. Unless he's a millionaire I guess. Or has a heart of gold.
Picture The entire football field and a surrounding area 5 miles in diameter were completely leveled.
Picture A fat guy, Chris Kirkpartick and a midget. That sounds like the beginning of an awful joke, but it's just another day at a Orlando Magic, whose playoff run IS the awful joke.
Picture Here's a good way to clear out a bar in 20 seconds. Bartenders might even start using it after last call.
Picture Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.