A bunch of people are up in arms about this because it's "unhealthy" and a "perfect illustration of the kind of institutionalized decadence that has led to our nation's obesity problem," but that's not why I'm upset about it. I'm upset because most Dunkin Donuts stores are joint Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins, and they STILL haven't combined the donuts and the ice cream. How is that possible? Don't they realize the opportunities they're missing?

They could be making stuff like this:

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The last time we talked about inventions I discussed my idea for license plates with EZ-Passes built in, a rolling suitcase that turns into a chair and a pillow for couples trying to watch TV on a couch. This time I have three new inventions and no big intro story because I kind of blew the one invention-related anecdote I had on that first article. Anyway, hopefully you can still enjoy the ideas without a long-winded introduction.

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