Make it a spiritual experience.
The sculptors actually made his face like this for this very reason.
Apparently she couldn't find it at Best Buy.
Every dog has his day.
Takes 3 minutes to blow followed by a 3 hour 57 minute nap.
Close your eyes and pray
She must have said what was really on her mind.
It's a tough transition from pizza boy to pizza cook.
Pikachu's climax contains enough electrical charge to disintegrate her entire head.
And for most of the male teachers, that's an Easy A.
Now there's an original sin for yah!
No need to tell Mr. Lemur to smile.
For $185.80 she could have just paid someone.
They tell me it's harder to get viruses with one of these gizmos.
I don't know about you, but I'm definitely going back for seconds.
Accidental condom inhalation, no breathing, this is my last resort.
Well, it lasted 16 hours. But it was worth it.
And instead of praying if you could do like... a begging thing, that'd be pretty hot.
That's all he needs. Just 4. Is that really so much to ask for?
The most ignored stop sign in the continental United States.
I'd like to go on a long roadtrip with her.