Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"A sign said cocktails, but something else went through my head."
Let's hope she didn't Yield at the street before.
You can probably find cheaper with a Travelocity bundle package.
"Hey hun, want to see how much your EX-FATHER sucks at being a father and sucking at showing up to his daughter's birthday? Here, let me show you!"
The year after, she tried just getting him the Sport Pedicure. He was none too pleased.
Jeez, try asking nicely, motorcycle.
"Any of you kids want a snack? Some lemonade? Pizza? Fellatio from a horny MILF. Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets?"
68, you do me and I'll owe you one!
This guy from from JMU came to Foxfield Races with a group of us. He comes back to the plot sweating, talking about how he hooked up with some JMU sorority girl in front of 300 people. I didn't believe him, but 2 weeks later this was circulating around UV
Don't just stare at it.
BUSTED! (The girl... for cheating)
Well, this photo-op should help with calm down that whole 'sex-scandal' thing...
Just call her the C*ck Doc.
It straight up feels like heaven.
No watermelons were hurt in the making of this message.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.