Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Ruining your pictures, one blowjob gesture at a time."
If anyone needs me, I'll be on the platform edge.
Who is this t-shirt made for, besides CollegeHumor.com fans?
What a unique opinion!
"I actually did this as a performance piece for an art class called "Two Sides to Every Story." Ahhhh art classes.
How to make a girl immediately regret going down on you.
Careful, it would be embarrassing to get stuck like that.
If you know you have herpes, you probably shouldn't be blowing yourself.
I think I speak for the entire Internet when I say nice job Chris.
Some girls really, really like Corona.
"Last year we made a naked lady cake. This year we were told to top it, and allowed to go as far as we wanted."
Making toys all year, checking that damn list twice, hurrying around the globe Christmas eve - it's all a big pain in the ass. But it's nights like tonight that make it all worth it.
I don't need your charity blowjob, this is just a slump.
God's a man. That's why he invented bananas and women's tennis.
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