Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
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The Graphic Truth
I think we can all agree that you're gonna have to unhinge your jaw, ma'am.
"Ohh yeah, your fortune is coming. Any. Second. NOW!"
You don't want to know what they had to do for 1st place. If anyone knew the truth they'd be dishonorably discharged.
She's squeezing her hands so tight because she wrote how to handle all 3 at once on her hand.
Fortunately for him, she was also suspended for 3 days (If you read one thing today, definitely read this).
There are some people who give thanks and others who GIVE THANKS.
She puts the "slop" in sloppy.
You're like an animal down there!
"Need something to ease your pain, sir? Complementary beej?"
What she's doing is considered a double black diamond.
That turkey leg's 4 feet long.
See, you can have your c*ck and eat it too.
They're all hard as rocks.
Can you blame her? He's practically an Adonis!
He must have got his nuts mixed up.
There you go SpongeBob. Have it Your Way!
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.