Making toys all year, checking that damn list twice, hurrying around the globe Christmas eve - it's all a big pain in the ass. But it's nights like tonight that make it all worth it.
I don't need your charity blowjob, this is just a slump.
Awwwwwwwww he adopts stray dogs
Girls will do anything to get drunk.
Not so grouchy now.
The jack-o-lantern so dirty, it spans two pumpkins.
"I jerked off to this pumpkin!"
Is it snowman sex season already?
All mommy wanted was to be popular.
Is that Babe the Blue Ox giving Paul Bunyon head?

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