You sir, are a LIAR!
"By the time I saw the sign, it was too late..."
"Good thing there's barbed wire."
"There appears to be some sort of forcefield..."
Who's going to stop me?
One badass tree.
Forbidden lovers trying to steal just one kiss.
Great advertisement for Alan's Fence Co.
As opposed to...?
"I guess the fence didnt work, so they added razor wire."
Wow, that's a lot of pee. Ryan, I'm impressed.
Dogs don't love you back.
"I was actually tempted to go golfing for once in my life."
"We bet him it couldn't be done... he REALLY had to go..."
"You might be a redneck if the fence dividing your house is a plastic baby barrier."
No signs on fence, huh?
Hey, when ya gotta go...