This broadcast took place not at the bottom of the morning, but at the top o' it.
It's beginning to look a lot like my nightmares.
Go home bear, you're drunk.
David Lynch had a dream about this once.
Tonight, we're gonna see a brawl between two political contenders. Here's some less subtle fighters that are in it to win it (whatever "it" is, we're guessing not the presidency).
The last time I saw this money involved in a fight, I was reading International Relations section of the newspaper.
These stock photos are supposed to capture the kind of anger you can only feel when you fight with someone you deeply love. Instead they depict people with soulless eyes and nonsense props existing in …