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March 1, 2011
"This just in, my fist to your face."
February 25, 2011
I never knew threatening your girlfriend's family could be so romantic.
Not sure who the dark side is here, but that tractor must have serious implications for the fate of the galaxy.
February 19, 2011
The most adorable fight since that preschool reenactment of The Battle of the Alamo.
February 18, 2011
There used to be a guy in my town that fought shadows. He was homeless.
There is literally no way Dead Island can be as good as this trailer for it.
February 11, 2011
Online poker is such a glock block.
December 30, 2011
I think the Crips have met their match.
February 3, 2011
They've got the championship belt, but more importantly, they've got the beat.
January 31, 2011
In Soviet Russia, wimp beats up you!
January 18, 2011
The MMA just signed him. From now on he's the Chuck Liddell Bear.
"Timeout. The smoke's making my sinuses act up again."
January 14, 2011
These guys are just like Led Zeppelin, they're both bands.
January 7, 2011
Winner gets to destroy your cell phone.
December 17, 2010
"I came here to kick ass and pick up some bubble gum. And I'm glad to see that you're not out of either."
This is the only time this has ever worked.
December 16, 2010
"Amazing, it's like it doesn't even faze you." "That doesn't mean it's not really annoying."
December 13, 2010
I wonder how he got the nickname "The Chunk Blower."
December 6, 2010
It turned out that the guy who could punch harder was right about tariff reform.
December 3, 2010
This isn't what the NFL is all about! Now get back to maliciously hitting each other while running at full speed.
November 23, 2010
Well that's not very nice oooh right he raped a girl.
November 19, 2010
Days from now, future generations will still be talking about his bravery.
November 17, 2010
This is like when Mom and Dad fight at the dinner table, because I hate both of them.
November 15, 2010
"I'm not crying, I just have bird seed in my eye."