Smells a little off to me.
Not so clean after all, are we?
Finger lickin' good.
I'll give her two thumbs what?
Hockey is a lot like proctology. Kinda silly.
"We've done it! We've found a way!" -Computer nerds
He nailed that construction job.
Start washing your hands after you use the bathroom or this one gets it.
You really gotta wine and dine them before you can book them.
And "F*ck you" for not taking out the trash.
There are two ways to install, depending on your sexual preference.
This kid really wanted to be a Simpsons character in 4th grade.
In 5 minutes he'll be rock hard and ready to roll.
Apple takes "user-friendly" to a whole new level
It must be her hat.
"I was snowboarding through some trees and smacked my hand off a tree...."
There's PDA, and then there's too drunk to know you're in public.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
My diagnosis - you need bones in your hand.
"A good reason not to slide headfirst."
"How many fingers does it take to fill you up?"