Need me to call Triple-A or something?
Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
"Okay, one more."
I said I like my burgers medium well, not well done.
Goodness gracious great balls of fire.
Fire is not a toy!
My favorite part is when the kid who is about to light himself on fire and ride his bike into the river calls his friend an idiot for somehow mishandling the lighter fluid.
Just stop drop and roll, wuss.
Flame on!

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