Fire: heat so hot it burst into flames. We’re not talking warm. Fire is a raging inferno of temperature. If you can’t stand it, put it out. You probably should put it out before it burns something. It’s pretty dangerous.
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Traffic Light on Fire
This issue wasn't covered in driver's ed.
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Lawn Mower on Fire
Dad! There's something wrong with the mower!
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Group Gathered around Guy Whose Hair is on Fire
That new haircut really makes you look hot.
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Fire Truck Catches on Fire
Well, at least there's a fire truck there.
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Fire Tornado
God, if you're angry with me just send me a sign.
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No Smoking Sign Has Unusual Exception
Ugh, people on fire always get special treatment.
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Cooking Pasta Fail
He's no Emeril or regular person, for that matter.
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Drawing Tries Its Best to Evade Death
Beats being crushed by a pile of garbage. Probably.
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How to Look Smug Next to a Fire Place
You're just jealous you've never had an article published in The Daily Douche.
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Bad Ass King Sits on a Throne of Awesome
It was either wear clothes or not have anything to light on fire.


