Tag: Fire (Page 5)

"We were all drunk and the pizza place's number wasn't in the damn book." A phone book without a pizzeria's number is practically garbage anyway. Picture "We were all drunk and the pizza place's number wasn't in the damn book." A phone book without a pizzeria's number is practically garbage anyway.
I'm so good at sex, I make this happen. Picture I'm so good at sex, I make this happen.
"Worst fire escape drawing ever." Picture "Worst fire escape drawing ever."
If the table burns down before anybody wins, we'll call it a tie and start again. Picture If the table burns down before anybody wins, we'll call it a tie and start again.
"I'm getting really light-headed, can we finish up this game?" Picture "I'm getting really light-headed, can we finish up this game?"
USA! USA! Picture USA! USA!
Someone wasn't thinking. Picture Someone wasn't thinking.
Coming soon - an even newer TCU bookstore. Picture Coming soon - an even newer TCU bookstore.
This picture comes to us from Dartmouth, an Ivy League school. Picture This picture comes to us from Dartmouth, an Ivy League school.
Who am I supposed to call? Picture Who am I supposed to call?
He looks like a bowler, doesn't he? Picture He looks like a bowler, doesn't he?
"What we did when we found out our apartment was getting torn down and they were breaking our lease." Picture "What we did when we found out our apartment was getting torn down and they were breaking our lease."
That's the kind of high school football player he was - cool even when the ball was on fire. Picture That's the kind of high school football player he was - cool even when the ball was on fire.
Alright Jim, make me an offer. Picture Alright Jim, make me an offer.
Need me to call Triple-A or something? Picture Need me to call Triple-A or something?
"...he didn't notice cause he was singing 'The End' by the Doors." Picture "...he didn't notice cause he was singing 'The End' by the Doors."
It's hard to take a sign with the word 'fart' on it seriously. Picture It's hard to take a sign with the word 'fart' on it seriously.
"The shaming went a little to far... good thing he couldn't feel any pain." Choose your drinking buddies wisely. Picture "The shaming went a little to far... good thing he couldn't feel any pain." Choose your drinking buddies wisely.
Guys, slow down. Picture Guys, slow down.
Nothing says hilarious like careless labor day fires! Picture Nothing says hilarious like careless labor day fires!
What are you guys staring at? Picture What are you guys staring at?
"The best part about this is the guys insurance didnt cover car fires." Hilarious! Picture "The best part about this is the guys insurance didnt cover car fires." Hilarious!
Not to be rude, but don't you have a job to do? Picture Not to be rude, but don't you have a job to do?
How do you know it was the giant penis vigilante who did this? Picture How do you know it was the giant penis vigilante who did this?