Stop, drop, and go f*ck yourself.
Baby, can you light my fire?
Dr.BrainBwahaha! Finally, I will defeat you! For you see, Steve Rogers, it is I, Dr.Brain! And you will now surely die, Fire-Man!FiremanWhat?Dr.BrainEver since I got my doctorate in Evil, I swore to d …
Because everyone loves a sexy fireman.
Like you never duck out of work early to be with your family. Hypocrite.
Runners Up For Employee of the Month. Right behind the cops who watched a murder happen.
Need some more energy food before we get back to putting out the fire.
Some people get really excited about firemen.
Hot girls, hot dogs.
Alright, let's get one shot for the paper and call it a night.
A firetruck that's having an identity crisis. He thinks he's a bulldozer.
Go faster, this building's about to collapse.
"Eh, there's probably nobody inside."
"A firefighter's 9/11 tribute tattoo. Insane."
Before today we've seen kids in dryers, but never a full sized fireman.
Now there's a guy who loves freedom.
Who am I supposed to call?
Senior picture, or just a really large 5 year old?
I wonder what he wanted to be when he grew up.