And the rockets red glare, the loss of vision forever.
This is ballsy.
What our forefathers would have wanted.
Happy 4th of July! Now go forth and celebrate your independence by setting fireworks off from most sensitive places of your body. This is what our forefathers fought for. THIS IS FREEDOM! 3. Sou …
I'm no expert, but I think that's too low.
Also known as "Katy Perry's breasts."
This is the face of pure evil.
Remember: Always wear a helmet when you sit in a bathtub with fireworks.
"I swear this never happens." -Guy who prematurely ejaculated during fireworks display.