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via rhyzo1 March 5, 2013
And if it went RIGHT?!
via iFunniestVideo January 23, 2013
A lifetime of coal, guaranteed.
via jcltay January 2, 2013
Let's rewind to the part before I puked in your mouth.
From Andrew92106 on July 5, 2012
Happy Fourth of July, Labor Day, Hanukkah, Christmas, New Year.
via mytwinbees July 5, 2012
From wwideinterweb on July 4, 2012
Three cheers for the red, bloodstained white, and blue.
From david138 on June 7, 2012
"Motherf***in' bootleg fireworks" indeed.
From 100critical on June 5, 2012
Never-before-seen footage of Congress at work.
From nateiu on July 4, 2012
They're going to sleep well tonight, now that there's no fireworks to keep them up.
From TheObanTimes on July 4, 2012
"I swear this never happens." -Guy who prematurely ejaculated during fireworks display.
From BerserkBiz on July 4, 2012
"More like Captain Not Awesome" -Sergeant Bad Joke.
July 4, 2012
Turns out "July 4th" isn't a valid claim for fire insurance.
More like fire-DIDN'T-work until it did.
From postsvlog on July 4, 2012
Oh, the entertained humanity.
From crazedadman on July 4, 2012
Incapable of blowing your finger off, but sometimes pricks are just as bad.
OK folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my God! An incredible fireworks display.
July 3, 2011
That's how you firework it, ladies.
March 22, 2011
I found the snooze button. It's his friend's face. And you push it with your fist.
February 22, 2011
With all that noise, it makes you wonder why he insisted on having "In the Arms of an Angel" played at the same time.
February 14, 2011
What better way to celebrate than by burning down everything important to those around you.
October 23, 2010
This neither elevates nor diminishes Ukraine's reputation. It fits just right.
August 3, 2010
This is the most patriotic machine gun of all, except for all those bald eagles it killed.
July 13, 2010
"Hooray! I mean, I'm on fire. Ouch."
July 7, 2010
My second favorite holiday tradition, next to eating the Thanksgiving tree.