CollegeHumor: Fish

Fish Ruins Underwater Kiss

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:14:52 -0500

Luckily for single people, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

Hardly Working: Maidmer

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 11:24:01 -0500

Love is blind, fortunately.

Chicken-Fish Takes a Trip to Flavor Country

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:13:57 -0500

Wow, ungodly beasts really do make everything look cool.

Skrillex Drops the Bass

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:38:01 -0500

Sizzling has been replaced by the sound of nine angry robots doing it.

Mantis Shrimp Solves Rubik's Cube

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:20:36 -0500

"Maybe 'jumbo shrimp' isn't an oxymoron after all." -regular moron

How Creepy You Are, as Determined by Your Pets

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 01:29:20 -0500

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Salmon Sushi!

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 19:52:12 -0400

German Man Does Not Like "Shooting Fish in a Barrel" Idiom

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 14:05:51 -0400

More like STUPidiom, amirite? Cool, thanks for agreeing with me.

Super-Slow-Motion Fish Eating Another Fish

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 17:28:27 -0400

I don't blame him. Fish are delicious.

Fish Want to be Eaten

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:30:46 -0400

It's almost like they've never heard of playing hard to get.

Fish Store Owner Thinks Car Crashing into his Store is Hilarious

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 14:38:28 -0400

Unfortunately for him, the only thing he finds funnier than a motorist destroying his property is paying for insurance.

Catfish from the Mekong River

Sat, 28 May 2011 09:28:47 -0400

The village will feast for a millenia (as foretold by the prophecy)

Amputated Arm Dolphin Tattoo

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 11:35:24 -0400

Dolphins are one of the smartest amputated arm tattoos in the world.

Cute Kid Catches his First Fish

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 12:41:15 -0400

And with it, the hearts of millions. But he probably doesn't get metaphors yet, so let's focus more on the fish thing.

Do You Want This Octopus?

Tue, 31 May 2011 15:29:12 -0400

If anybody takes one it's false advertising.

Human Fish Out of Water

Tue, 31 May 2011 14:07:57 -0400

His life goal is to play the "human fish out of water guy" in the live-action Little Mermaid film.

Giant Stingray

Thu, 26 May 2011 14:30:46 -0400

He was immediately cast as the older brother in the new CBS sitcom, "Everybody Loves Sting Raymond."

Filet-o-Fish Mystery Continues

Wed, 11 May 2011 12:36:00 -0400

It's definitely fish-ish.

Cat Meets Catfish

Mon, 09 May 2011 16:30:25 -0400

"I'm glad you took the time to come out here, but I'm starting to think we aren't cousins."

Chocolate Covered Fish Commercial

Mon, 09 May 2011 17:59:26 -0400

If you thought chocolate and fish couldn't get any better, you were right.