Flying Fish video Flying Fish

Just like that one level of Mario. If only these fishermen had fireballs at their disposal

Crazy Canadian Ice Fisherman video Crazy Canadian Ice Fisherman

Of course Canadians are crazy. They eat french fries with gravy.

"On the fourth of July, me and some buddies went fishing. As one of them began to cast, our buddy Matt walked behind him and got snagged in the nose. The fisherman flew forward and the line broke." picture "On the fourth of July, me and some buddies went fishing. As one of them began to cast, our buddy Matt walked behind him and got snagged in the nose. The fisherman flew forward and the line broke."
Chipmunk Fishing video Chipmunk Fishing

Teach a man to fish like this, you feed him for zero days.

Goose Hates Kayak Fishermen video Goose Hates Kayak Fishermen

I'm sure the kayak fisherman deserved it in goose logic.

Dog Catches Giant Fish video Dog Catches Giant Fish

Big deal. It's not like he can cook and season it.

I think I gotta big one here! 4... 6 cylinder at least. picture I think I gotta big one here! 4... 6 cylinder at least.
Cute Kid Catches his First Fish video Cute Kid Catches his First Fish

And with it, the hearts of millions. But he probably doesn't get metaphors yet, so let's focus more on the fish thing.

Jumping Fish Attack video Jumping Fish Attack

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Fill his boat with fish and you feed him very well for a day.

Don't you hate it when your dad embarrasses you when you're trying to get a picture with a really cool dead fish? (note the blood on her shirt. It belongs to her and she has to go to the hospital because the fish bit her). picture Don't you hate it when your dad embarrasses you when you're trying to get a picture with a really cool dead fish? (note the blood on her shirt. It belongs to her and she has to go to the hospital because the fish bit her).
Fishing for Squirrels video Fishing for Squirrels

The problem with squirrels is that you have to catch like 10 to make a decent meal.

Wunder Boner Commercial video Wunder Boner Commercial

In and out in seconds!

Fishing in Afghanistan video Fishing in Afghanistan

They had to throw most of them back because they weren't over 14".

I don't know about you, but I like my fish smoked. picture I don't know about you, but I like my fish smoked.
Ice Fishing in Russia video Ice Fishing in Russia

This is impressive until you find out he was trying to find a wife, not a fish.

Au-mazing Auger video Au-mazing Auger

Think you've seen long augers before? THINK AGAIN!

Snowball the Dancing Cockatoo video Snowball the Dancing Cockatoo

For everybody who's wondered what happened to Brian Littrell ever since he turned into a bird. Nobody knows, but check out AJ McLean!

I once caught a fish THIS big (also known as Capt. Paul Redman & his crew aboard the Snapper Trapper wrestle a 250+ lb. Tarpon away from a Mako Shark). video

I once caught a fish THIS big (also known as Capt. Paul Redman & his crew aboard the Snapper Trapper wrestle a 250+ lb. Tarpon away from a Mako Shark).

Dog Goes Fishing for Road Salmon video Dog Goes Fishing for Road Salmon

Sure, flooding the entire town just to catch one fish may seem extreme, but you've never tried to bait a hook without opposable thumbs.

Fish Want to be Eaten video Fish Want to be Eaten

It's almost like they've never heard of playing hard to get.