"Flash Mob" Video

For those of you that are unfamiliar, the Haka was a traditional dance the native Maori people used to declare war on shopping malls.

And they say improv isn't lucrative.

They had such a magical time that day, until they got back to the North Pole and Santa fired them all.

These people have now become more relevant than MC Hammer.

To be fair, it actually was Hammer Time.

You should have seen them when they switched from the Dewey Decimal System to a computer-based card catalog, it was much more civilized.

The most respectful mob of all time.

From Terry Ott