Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Should I spent 50 cents on Rob or a Take 5 bar?
Just tell me if you liked the movie or not, Roger.
I like a girl with no bones.
Let this be a lesson to the rest of you, put down the hot dog before they take a picture.
"This dude is 6'7"
Don't worry about Otis, he's been doing that for the past 15 years. He'll never catch it.
"My friend down the hall can hang himself. Can you?"
Don't worry, that's how Bruce Lee stretched.
"He must be GREAT in bed."
"Yes, alcohol was involved."
Now he can eat Ramen, drink beer, and give various hand signals signifying how he is doing all at the same time!
"My cat has no spine!"
"If I was ever mangled in a car accident, I have a back up plan."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.