CollegeHumor: Flowers

Exotic Flower Aptly Named Naked Hanging Men

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:14:59 -0400

She loves me (OWWW), she loves me not (STOP YOU'RE KILLING ME).

The 10 Best and Worst Things About Spring

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:34:10 -0400

Roll over each image to see the text and picture go from spring delight to SPRING DOLDRUMS.

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A Valentine's Day Guide to Flowers and Their Meanings

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:34:21 -0500

Roses are red, violets are blue, but there are a lot of other flowers in the world, so you should look them up.

Bride Hits Bridesmaid in Face with Bouquet

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 11:37:17 -0400

50 points!

Beef Roses

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:53:46 -0500

A rose by any other name would taste like meat.

Baby In Flower Costume Crying Like A Baby

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 12:02:04 -0500

She'll be a botanist whether she likes it or not.

Little Flower Girl Hates Litter

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 13:57:19 -0400

And organized religion, but she'll save that protest for their kids Christening.

Spilled Flowers

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:24:11 -0400

No use crying over an elaborate garden design.

Kitty Kamouflage

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:45:24 -0400

One man's cute is another man's terrible allergy trigger.

Bacon Roses

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 13:36:55 -0400

The best thing to happen to roses since Seal.

Teleflora: Help Me Faith

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 13:13:21 -0500

From the Super Bowl... Faith Hill pitched this to us first as an "Honest Flower Notes" article, but we thought it would work better as a Super Bowl ad.

Untitled 11

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 16:19:12 -0400

Creepy Lohan Fan

Untitled 12

Wed, 05 May 2010 23:32:57 -0400

After being expelled from school for bullying, little Darla found a new target.

Untitled 13

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:53:01 -0500

Those better be white roses. Or else.

Hardly Working: Mother's Day

Mon, 11 May 2009 11:34:54 -0400

Yo momma is so beloved...