Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Do You Want This Octopus?
Have You Seen Miles Davis?
Tim's Illegal Drugs & Trade
"Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have went to that discount taco truck."
If you find his virginity, please be kind and bury it deep in the woods.
Just what I was looking for!
To be fair they think "cracking blunts" is having prostitutes hang out by the front door.
You hear that plumbers?!? Fix someone else's broken toilets you filthy loiterers.
Hide your kids, hide your hot pockets
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The buffoon with the bassoon is looking for the goon who stole his bassoon.
We should be worrying more about the adults "cleaning up" after playtime than the kids.
I got 99 problems and they're all car related.
Sham-on-ee translates to "Shame on me."
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