It takes one to know oen.
Donut stop dancing, please.
Something's fishy here...
Finally. Ron Swanson has something to drink.
Sometimes you have to read the fine print.
Because sometimes you just need that quick major-life-event fix.
Learning to eat your emotions early.
Forget tongs, let's take this to third base.
Just Eat It.
Ah yes, the sound of chewing on Thanksgiving IS music to my ears.
There's a reason we shove children at their own table each Thanksgiving. They're messy, noisy and, more often than not, can ruin the entire evening without even realizing it. But why stop at just bani …
You do you, twerky. You. do. you.
Buy me some peanuts and hearty meat.
I'll take the dark meat, please.
Kentucky fried burn.