It's not about the cheese. It's about the journey.
Because being a parent is scary enough.
So uh, are you gonna finish that Twix minis or can I have it?
Saturday night's alright for pizza.
Impressively consistent, texture-wise.
It's all you -- or anyone -- can eat buffet.
What rotten milk.
Fruits have brains. Who knew?
Don't think I need that in my diet, thanks.
The secret ingredient is justice.
Can you feel the cheese tonight?
To be fair, her husband could be one of the five guys.
All good things come to a flavorless end.
It was a good choice.
Judging by the price, they may be in on it.
They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so consider this competition an essential part of a balanced, healthy diet.
The Japanese version of "Child's Play" was A LOT scarier.
This Korean restaurant has given up on understanding Korean restaurants.
This knuckle sandwich don't come slow-cooked.
It's rude to eat in front of a jackass who's waiting for his food.